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Doesn't Your Butt Get Numb?
Written by David J Adams   
Thursday, 24 July 2008

In all fairness, it is a pretty cool game...

Maybe it's just me, but when *I* was on summer break, I spent as much time as possible *out* of the house with friends. I'd fish, loiter, ride my bike...you know...all those things you don't have time for during the school year.

These days, though...yikes. Kids just can't seem to face the evil day star...

I kid you not. I've observed my daughter texting her best friend in the middle of the day back and forth for over an hour. What's the big deal, you ask? She lives on the other side of the parking lot!!! Get up, walk the 20 yards and TALK TO YOUR FRIEND IN PERSON!!!

Kids...

 

 
22 Days
Written by David J Adams   
Wednesday, 23 July 2008

In David's Laboratory!

So as I mentioned to the Becksters *22 days ago*, I ordered some new glasses...now that's fast service! I eschewed my usual wire rims for something a bit different (for me). I know what you're thinking, somewhere between Geek Chic and Creepy Shop Teacher. Fair enough...I'll let you decided where on that continuum they lie, but I do love them so.

In the Not the Reaction You're Looking For department, when I climbed into the car with Laurie, she burst out in laughter and said I looked like Dexter. So, that was nice. I gotta figure though...Dexter is better than Poindexter, so I'll consider it a win.

And yes...I need a haircut...

 
I Need a Vacation!
Written by David J Adams   
Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Little Known Fact: Global Warming is caused by Fairs, not Fords

As a historical note, aren't fairs traditionally held in the fall? You know...when the weather is pleasant and people actually want to be outside?!? As it is, with fairs in July, the best that can be said is that you don't actually need a vat of oil to enjoy Fried Oreos...just set the bloody things on the ground for a few minutes! On the plus side, diaper changes aside, the new niece really is quite cute!

 
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