This Life is Only a Test...

#308 - A Cry for Help

Just for the record, the News Guy is a Pantene, man...

 

So, I thought that this being Super Bowl Sunday and all, I had better do a football-oriented strip, but far be it from me to go for something to do with the actual Super Bowl… or a player who is actually in it…  that would be too easy.  Besides, with all the product placement in this strip, I’m sure to get a contract with Head and Shoulders!!!  I can see it now:

Slightly Off-Topic

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Head and Shoulders

No Flakes… Just Fun!

It’s beautiful, and I think they’d have to be crazy to pass up such an opportunity, don’t you?!?

And the winner is…

So, the Crumpler Laptop Bag contest has finally ended, and I’d like to say a BIG thank you to all of you that participated.  It was close for a while, but there is one reader who really, really stuck with it, and that reader’s name is…

…private because I haven’t asked about sharing any names or information yet.  As a matter of fact, as soon as I post this, I’ll be sending out the announcement.   So, watch your email box folks, because the winner just may be you!

 

#307 – With an Embroidered Fist…

I might go just so I can kick the guy square in the nertz!

 

The above is, of course, a true story.  Just a weird coincidence…

…or is it?!?  Who to say that me and my Singer XL-5000 don’t actually control the world?  I make plenty of mistakes… even with the most well thought out designs, and the endless bobbin inevitably breaks down… that sounds suspiciously like real life to me… I mean just take a look at Congress.  It kind of makes sense.  Maybe my next project should be to stitch out the state of Michigan with a balanced budget… or Israel and Palestine mutually respecting each other within their own well-defined borders…

…or maybe just a picture of Gabe and Tycho asking *me* for advice…

…no… that would just be too weird…

 

Bonus Strip – Blame It On A Slow Metabolism…

It takes about six weeks to develop a "BowFlex Body", right?!?

 

What better way to celebrate an anniversary than with a bonus strip?  Perhaps, I just have dieting on the mind today, but I’ve always imagined that this is what is really going on.  I mean, take a look at Punxsutawney Phil… he could use a little time with the BowFlex, right?

…or is it just me…

 
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